Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Why the Republicans just conceded the election

I heard it put brilliantly last night by some idiot pundit on CNN. Why would you keep this lady away from the press? What are the Republicans afraid we'll discover?

Well, I think we just discovered what it was they were afraid we'd discover when we discovered it the other night. What a discovery!

I feel really bad saying anything negative about Sarah Palin because she's quite pretty and the right-wing is just in love with her. But that's just the thing: this is THE BEST THE REPUBLICANS COULD OFFER THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. Yikes.

I was going to post a transcript of her meandering response to Katie Couric's question about the proposed bailout, but after reading it I couldn't muster the strength to do it. Oh fuck it, yes I can.

"Ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up the economy– Oh, it’s got to be about job creation too," Palin said. "So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions."

HEALTH CARE REFORM? Thank God, I thought this whole bailout fiasco had something to do with sub-prime mortgages. Whew, what a relief!

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